Reject

Almost forgot about this one. One night a few months back, I was interrupted by a policeman while giving Loup a blowjob in the parking lot between a mosque and a school. Faking an American accent (not easy) and incapacity in Malay (not hard), I’d demanded that he get his flashlight out of my face. To my surprise, he’d sheepishly obliged, mumbling an apology. In the end, I put up too much of a fight and he rode off on his motorbike without any kopi money.

What a way to flip off the overbearing moral institutions of this country.